Top 10 Reasons I Missed that Putt!
Professional disc golfers never miss a putt. It can’t be their fault, they are victims of circumstances beyond their control. So now we present the top 10 reasons for missing that $^#$ putt.
- 10 I’m still learning that disc
- 9 I would have shot a lot better if I had thrown better.
- 8 I think it might be the disc.
- 7 The sunblock is burning my eyes.
- 6 I didn’t mean to throw THAT disc.
- 5 Vulcan Death Grip
- 4 The Crows stole my good disc!
- 3 I aimed at the wrong chain
- 2 Look at the busted chain!! No wonder my disc went out the other side!
- 1 You said try my ANHYZER, Ok, I thought you said Anheiser, so I finished off the case.