Professional disc golfers never miss a putt. It can’t be their fault, they are victims of circumstances beyond their control. So now we present the top 10 reasons for missing that $^#$ putt.

  • 10 I’m still learning that disc
  • 9 I would have shot a lot better if I had thrown better.
  • 8 I think it might be the disc.
  • 7 The sunblock is burning my eyes.
  • 6 I didn’t mean to throw THAT disc.
  • 5 Vulcan Death Grip
  • 4 The Crows stole my good disc!
  • 3 I aimed at the wrong chain
  • 2 Look at the busted chain!! No wonder my disc went out the other side!
  • 1 You said try my ANHYZER, Ok, I thought you said Anheiser, so I finished off the case.