Top 10 Reasons I Missed that Putt!

Professional disc golfers never miss a putt. It can’t be their fault, they are victims of circumstances beyond their control. So now we present the top 10 reasons for missing that $^#$ putt.

• 10 I’m still learning that disc
• 9 I would have shot a lot better if I had thrown better.
• 8 I think it might be the disc.
• 7 The sunblock is burning my eyes.
• 6 I didn’t mean to throw THAT disc.
• 5 Vulcan Death Grip
• 4 The Crows stole my good disc!
• 3 I aimed at the wrong chain
• 2 Look at the busted chain!! No wonder my disc went out the other side!
• 1 You said try my ANHYZER, Ok, I thought you said Anheiser, so I finished off the case.